its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I need a burrito and a hug.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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