Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
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Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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