We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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