Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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