no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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