If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
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