I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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