so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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