Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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