they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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