Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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