He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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