Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
her vagine was all disorganized.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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