5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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