your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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