He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
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so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
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They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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