How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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