Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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