found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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