But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
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Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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