girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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