I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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