Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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