Porn is love you can see.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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