Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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