I think my vagina is haunted
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
no you cant smoke seaweed
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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