i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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