wakey wakey hands off snakey
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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