adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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