Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
My bed smells like the plague
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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