do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
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