One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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