from now on my penis is your penis
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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