Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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