just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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