yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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