East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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