This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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