do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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