God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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