I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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