i think my tv is drunk
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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