it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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