Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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