How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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