come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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