jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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