He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
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so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
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Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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