Whoa Z and x make the same sound
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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