Do vagina's smell?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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