Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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