I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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