I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
apparently the secret to your success is patron
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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