Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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