I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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