I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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