If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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