I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
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Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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