anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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