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Puke
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
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haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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