i permit you to call me
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I FOUND THE LEGS
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
